Archive for October, 2009

Tom of Finland Art – Police Body Cavity Search

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Tom of Finland knew exactly what was on every gay man’s mind…. Fantasies!  This drawing shows a super hung and hunky police officer getting ready to perform a full body cavity search on another hung muscular black man’s ass with his baton!   Fantasies anyone?

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Gay Prisoner Escape Takes Prisoner

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”, to which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”

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Gay Prison Shower Patdown

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Just imagine being a gay prison guard and needing to do a full body cavity search on this guy!  Wouldn’t the best place to do a body search be where the guy is already wet and lubed up?  Gay Prison Showers are a nice place to gage a prisoner’s full potential and their capability to follow orders.  You walk into the showers, send everyone else out and tell him to assume the position.  Using your baton to make sure he is following your directions and spreading his arms and legs out for full inspection……

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Use your imagination and you can see more hot photos of Ben Viper in the shower at DrakeRock.com

Mall Cop Stops Skateboarders

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

Gay Police Perform Body Search

What happens when a store clerk detains two skateboarding punks for mall security to take care of?  Well once security gets there, it’s time for the clerk and the security police to inspect for stolen property – full body search time!!!  It seems like this young guard and the store clerk have done this sort of thing before!

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Prisoner Gerard Butler Taken Naked

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Gerard Butler’s new film is out – Law Abiding Citizen from his own Productions Company.  Of course the highlights are when they storm the house and take Butler prisoner in the nude!

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“After a home invasion that left his wife and daughter dead, Clyde Shelton (Butler), a top-notch retired spy is told that one of the criminals who killed his wife and daughter would get off, due to his cooperation with the district attorney’s office to put his accomplice on death row. Ten years later Shelton begins exacting revenge not just against the criminals, but the entire justice system. He is quickly captured, but Nick Rice (Foxx) (a young D.A. at the time who chose to make the deal in order to keep his conviction rate up so he could climb in the ranks in the department) realizes that prison isn’t enough to keep Shelton from killing everyone involved in letting Clyde’s family down, criminal or judicial.”

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And who could forget him along with Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life.    Talk about a caged dog going wild!!! YUM

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Australian Prison OKs Gay Conjugal Visits

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

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As of June, 2009, the Alexander Maconochie prison in Australia’s Capital Territory has decided to let gay inmates receive conjugal visits six times a year.  The policy applies to prisoners who are well-behaved and whose partner is not also incarcerated at the facility.

Reports said that the state of Victoria, where Melbourne is located, is the only other place in Australia where gay inmates can have sex dates with their partners.  Soo in Australia, they recognize the fact that they have gay prisoners and they approve of gay sex in prisons!!!